GRAND RAPIDS HASH HOUSE HARRIER (www.grh3.org)
Hare: Hot Lips
Date / Time: Sunday, October 18th at 2:00pm (on out at 2:15pm)
On-On Start Location: Logans’ Alley – parking lot (916 Michigan St NE, Grand Rapids, MI 49503)
On-In: Logans Alley
Hash Cash: $6.00 for brews and lite snacks
Notes: 1. Wear your superhero costumes and bring your whistles. 2. Call 616-490-8435 for any questions. See you Sunday.
Date / Time: Monday, August 10th at 6:30 PM (on out at 6:45pm)
Date / Time: Monday, August 10th at 6:30 PM (on out 6:45pm)
Location: Fremont area:
Looking at setting a great trail and my goal is that your feet won’t hit concrete or asphalt the entire run. Probably 5-6 miles with a mystery liquid stop near the On In. Bring bug spray and a torch just in case…but I will sweep to make sure nobody turns into mosquito food.
Fastest way to get there from GR is to take I-96 West to the Nunica exit (about 5 minutes past Coopersville). Turn right/north at the Nunica Exit and follow Maple Island Road for 25-30 minutes until it finally runs into M-82. Turn right/North onto M-82 and go 4 miles to Roosevelt Road.
Turn left/west on Roosevelt Road and go 1/2 mile to Main Street (small dirt road on right). Turn right/North on Main Street and we are first driveway on left.
Notes: A Michigander at heart, but now a resident of Guengzo, China, a fellow Hasher will be setting a trail hash in his hometown of Fremont, Michigan. More details to come in the upcoming days.
Come prepared for a jaunt throughout forests, singing, and a final stop which will include grilling. And beer. And. More. Beer. There’s always beer. It’s the Hash House Harriers.
Call 231-335-8797 for any questions. See you Monday.
WHEN / TIME: Monday / August 3rd at 6:00pm (on out at 6:15pm)
HARE: Dirty Little Crack
HASH CASH: $5.00 for beers and lite snacks
LOCATION: Where: Martin Luther King Park (Fuller and Franklin SE 49506)
Hash Cash: $5 to cover the beverage stops and the On-In.
1. We’ll be waiting near the intersection of Fuller & Franklin
2. Dirty Little Crack says it’ll be a 4-5 mile jaunt through various enviroments, a few beverage stops, culminating near the meeting point, at a haunted place. Bring a good attitude, low expectations….. and remember your whistles
See you there! On on.
TAIL OF THE TRAIL:
MISDEMEANORS AND ALLOGATIONS:
LOCATION: Douglas Park (640 Douglas St NW, Grand Rapids, MI 49503): located between Gold, Chatham and Lexington on the West Side of GR.
Please note that we are meeting on Lexington Street
TRAIL: This will be a 4 mile trail, open to runners & walkers, with various stops for beverages, culminating in the Hash circle with more beverages at a special spot.
WHEN: Monday / July 20th at 6pm and come ready for a fun A to almost A trail
HARE: Hard to Swallow – My first Hash, as Hare (the name given to the member who sets the trail), in Grand Rapids and you’re invited! For this reason, the theme of this Hash will be “Sweet Home Michigan” so come donned in your best Michigan gear.
HASH CASH: $5 will cover an “unofficial beverage” and snacks throughout the Hash and beverages for the final circle. Drinks at the “official” stop during the trail will be on your own
TAIL OF THE TRAIL:
Hare: Hard to Swallow, Virgins: Just Jamie, Craig and Jackie, Visitor: Gag Me from Madrid, Hashers attending: Dirty Little Crack, Just Jonathan and Hot Lips
Another Shitty trail and first trail for Hard to Swallow in the USA. A to B trail set with white chalk awesome…
HARES: Just Michelle and Hot Lips
ON IN: Beer Garden
HASH CASH: $5.00 for beers and lite snacks
LOCATION: The Meanwhile (1005 Wealthy St Se, Grand Rapids, MI 49506)
TRAIL: 3 miles with a shaggy level of 1 (scale 1-5)
NOTE: $3 Pitchers of PBR and $2 bottles of Short’s Brown, Pale & Pilsner
TAIL OF THE TRAIL: What the heck the trail was SHITTY. Got to love it: way toooooo much shaggy with an incredible amount of puddle jumping across a sidewalk, not enough loud carpet crawlers, more sugar was needed for munching on, and the crazy streets where bombarded with strange looking vehicles.
MISDEMEANORS AND ALLOGATIONS: Virgin – Just Sheri, Transplants – Hard to Swallow and Dirty Little Crack, DFL – Just Michelle (so nice to not let Sheri have the award), FRB – Dirty Little Crack (with his brown eye), Pointing on trail – Just Michelle, Jonathan and Sheri, no hash gear / whistles – Just Jonathan and Sheri, Hash shit award – Hot Lips
NOTE: Hard to Swallow will start a meetup group for the Hash House Harriers of GR
WHAT: Summer Hashing
WHEN: Monday / June 22nd
LOCATION: Founders Brewery on Grandville Avenue, downtown Grand Rapids (235 Grandville Ave. SW) meeting in front of Founders
ON OUT: 6:00pm (on out at 6:15pm)
ON IN: Beer Garden
NOTE: Monday: Cheap Pint Night
7pm – close, $3.00 class 1 pints, $4.50 class 2 pints (check What’s on Tap)
Please RSVP asap if you plan on attending. On On,
Hot Lips (email@example.com)
Hashing Notes: So awesome just get out of here…. we had 8 hashers tonight – couldn’t believe it!!!! This is what I heard about the trail from hashers: it was a very shitty trail with not enough pavement, mud and rain water, mickey mouse was located by the river, where are all the homeless critters?, fish and diapher smells coming from the dumpsters, actual on site dumpster eating was seen.
Misdemeaners and allogations consisted of: Returner – Whiskeydick, FRB’s – Brandie and Jonathan, DFL – Lucan, Pointing – Michelle, Transplant / Late Cummer / no running clothes including shoes – Lucan, our only ginger – Karen, Virgins – Jonathan, Brandie, Karen, Michelle, Hash Shit award – Lucan
When: Sunday / April 12th at 3:00pm
Location: The Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller) 616-454-6666 (meeting in the parking lot)
Di-Erections: From I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot
Hare: To be announced
On In: To be decided
Hash Cash: five bucks for beer and light snacks
Please RSVP as to hashing for this event to this email or contacting Hot Lips at 616-490-8435
1. Please bring id’s
2. Wear your rabit attire
3. Bring whistles……..
ANNUAL RED DRESS RUN
> For 2015, Lansing’s annual Red Dress Run, will be held on Saturday, February 14th (Valentines Day!) commencing at 12:00 Noon at the Midtown Brewing Company, 402 South Washington Square.
> We shall depart from MBC about 1:00pm and this year we shall head south along Washington Ave to Lansing’s historic Reo Town. We plan for a photo op at the Reo Town sign. Then we’ll continue to Lucky’s Sports Bar, Leroys Classic Bar and Grill, turning back north to the Reo Town Pub, then concluding at The Waterfront.
> As in previous years, all participants (male and female) are expected to don themselves in the most flattering RED DRESS (or other red garb . . . skirts, muumuus, tunics). As a highly fashionable pack, we’ll move from bar to bar showing the Capitol City what style is all about.
> Since it is Valentines Day, and the weekend before Fat Tuesday, there are two special opportunities this year. First, bring valentines to give out to any and all of your special Red Dress Run buddies. Second, Reo Town Bar is celebrating Mardi Gras with, yes, crawfish and special festivities – accessorizing in the traditional Mardi Gras colors of purple, green, and gold is encouraged.
> While its great fun to run with your similarly attired participants, the Greater Lansing Hash House Harriers (GLH3) believe it is important to consider those who are having difficulties at this time of year. A $10 donation is requested, with all funds collected to be given to the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
> Last but not Least, while this is called the Red Dress Run, no actual running is necessary; participants may walk or stroll at any pace they are comfortable with. Finally, please drink responsibly and plan for safe transportation.
> Check out the hash website at http://www.glh3.org/