Goals of the Hash:
From the 1938 charter of the Kuala Lumpur Hash House Harriers
- To promote physical fitness among our members
- To get rid of weekend hangovers
- To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
- To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
Grand Rapids Hash House Anthem:
Oh, say can you see by the full moon light
Where so proudly we wailed “It’s the beer near start drinking!”
Whose chalk stripes and hash marks thru the perilousparks,
O’er the shiggy we hashed had the virgins all screaming.
And the whistles they blare, as we chase down the hare,
Gave proof thru the night that the trail was still there.
Oh, say does that down down song yet reign
O’er the kegs of beer and the home of the hash?
Lyrics by Chicken Choker
GRH3 Mismanagement Disclaimer:
The Hash House Harriers are an informal, worldwide social group. Individuals participating with the Grand Rapids Hash House Harriers events are solely responsible for their own behavior and actions. By participating in hash events, the individual acknowledges that, though unlikely, one could hurt themselves and that they agree that they are personally responsibility for drinking, driving, running in a wide variety of terrains, their actions within a community, and their personal behavior. The Grand Rapids H3 and its individual members are not in any way responsible for the actions of anyone, or any group, except for their individual selves.